Sardonic The Hedgehog

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"Dreaming of a sunny day and an open road"

Man. Elder emo. Bad influence. Filthy liar.

Mood: corny

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Sardonic The Hedgehog's Interests

General

Look, I could get into the nuts and bolts and the bricks and sticks of what I'm into but that's not really satisfying. Let me instead use big words like esoteric and mnemonics and exacerbate to make you think I'm deep and knowledgeable about something.

I'm not wild about much. Except your mom. Tell her I said "rawr"

I can parallel park a train.

Music

Time to get serious here.

I did some soul searching and some internet searching and came across a couple short documentaries about Emo, Goth, and Punk Rock subcultures. I have been listening to and watching the same Emo/Goth/Punk/Post-Punk/New Wave crap my whole life. Never noticed until now.

White Stripes (punk blues)

Iggy and the Stooges (early punk)

Green Day (pretentious and commercialized trash)

Devo (what)

Nirvana (grunge)

Lizzy Borden (metal before metal)

Any number of bands from the 00s that would get shrieks of laughter now.

Okay, why not. Good Charlotte.


Fight me in the comments...but don't taze me bro.

Movies

I'm changing this back to Wes Anderson. All of them.

Also, Who Killed Captain Alex

Television

Dead Like Me Season 1.

It seems like Ellen Muth was a little too much like her character in this series and you can hear it in her voice in the movie.

I can stand occasional dosages of scenes in South Park, taken sparingly and only from the top of the heap

Books

Dear Reader: The Unauthorized Autobiography of Kim Jong Il

Heroes

The anarchist peasant from "Monty Python and the Holy Grail".

Jonathan Goldsmith

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About me:



I'm always on the hunt for fresh music I haven't heard before.
I'm aspiring to nothing.
I enjoy most macabre things.
I need a taco--soft shell and with too much cheese and too little vegetation.
I have been accustomed to a stubborn disposition that admits it wish its history disassembled.

I am way older than 18 and will not add you if you are under 18.

Secretly:

An anarchist ruffian and belligerent anti-corporation-ist.

This picture isn't me, but you get the idea.

Actually:

An orderly person without a trace of dirt under my fingernails.
Napleon Dynamite

The last time I looked at a page like this I was very young. I can't take any of it seriously. This page is mostly a joke.
I am way older than 18. Do not add me if you are younger than 18.


I found this after a random search after thinking I'd like to create an old myspace page so I could add in some obscure lyrics to a song you haven't heard of and now I can't think of any of the lyrics and I won't put this on my phone so I doubt I'll ever remember the lyrics I wanted to add long enough to add them here.

The Emo Battle Chicken wailing out the lyrics to "Running up that Hill" come to mind.

I guess I'm just here for nostalgia.

My feelings don't care about your facts.

Your mom goes to college.

ANARCHY! ANARCHY! I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IT IS, BUT I LOVE IT!





Hot sauce is the best.






Who I'd like to meet:

Your mom. Tell her I said "rawr".

Also...

Tom, who was my friend on Myspace before anyone else cared to be. You're the real MVP. Too bad your website couldn't keep up. I probably would have abandoned it too, eventually.

DB Cooper, who is still alive and well...somewhere.

The Skunk Ape, who is also alive and well somewhere.

That damn dirty dog who decided to put all different sizes and types of bandaids into one box and sell it as some sort of "value pack". We will fight and I have a bandaid variety pack to patch me back up when I lose.


Or this guy.

A kindly man walking his pet goat.

Sardonic The Hedgehog's Friends Comments

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Dopesmoker

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Cool background, I remember using that for my browser's HTML Start-page back in 2019.

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Thanks!

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pastelprincess01

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hello hello :) i keep seeing you around, so i assumed that we were friends on here, but i was mistaken! i hope you're doing well.

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I'm doing quite well and I hope you're well...as well. Nice to meet you!

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nice to meet you too, mr hedgehog!!

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/josh/

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what'd you do today?

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Worked, ate a meal, then worked some more. That is a full synopsis of the exciting life I lead on week days.

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tell me of your work, and of your meal. are you omad?

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Nah, I try to get in three meals square every day.

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which is your biggest meal? ayurveda says you’re supposed to make your lunch the biggest meal, and i try. breakfast sure is solid though.

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Hard to say. I try to keep it all balanced.

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isn’t that what it’s all about at the end of the day, balance.

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It is, and the Buddha would agree with us. "Take the middle path and eat three enjoyable and filling meals a day without overdoing it." --Siddhartha, probably

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“Different strokes for different folks,” Muhammed Ali, possibly.

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Jon 🐇

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Page love!

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I'm feeling the love!

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Goblin Teatime

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Thanks for the add!

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It's nice to meet you!

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R+C

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Thought I stop by to check out your profile. Lookin good, my man....👍👏

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Far out

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Jon 🐇

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I love what you've done with the place! :D

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Thank you! Just a little sprucing up goes a long way.

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Jody Marie ♡

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Thanks for the add!

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I landed on your page after I clicked a number in Jane Doe's list from the other day. Good to have you as a friend. (Unless you're a weirdo, in case it's great to have you as a friend)

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Lol well thank you! Good to have you as a friend as well!

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Usual Egg

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I am enamored by such big words. Thanks for the add

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It's nice to meet a fellow linguist.

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More like a linguini but nice to meet you either way

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Great Googly Moogly

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Thanks for the add!

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Nice to meet you

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𝙄𝙉𝙂𝙍𝙄𝘿

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I’m so amused by your writing style! Do you write stories or anything?

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Not in a long time. I wrote a lot in college and I wish some of the stuff I published would disappear. It was cringey!

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Eh, we all start somewhere. I feel like that about my old writing. Anyway, thanks for adding meeee

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Jon 🐇

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Thanks for the add, fellow cool person! :D
Love the pfp btw! omg!

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Thank you. My inner emo/goth is swagger, fine tastes, and machismo, as pictured. That wasn't really what I was going for and probably not what the pfp conveys. Who cares.

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I think it's spot on!

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Malibu

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Thanks for the add!! Your page is great!! Even though I do not agree with your music tastes, I refuse to fight you in the comments!! Haha. 🖤

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Your incorrect disagreement is fine by me. Variety is the spice of life.

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Your incorrect disagreement is fine by me. Variety is the spice of life.

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Wacky Alex

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THANKS FOR THE ADD

If you like wacky music, give our channel a try.

FunHouseRadio.com

We're playing the wackiest mix ever! Check it out!

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You're welcome. Don't be weird.

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zyozi

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i didnt know my ultimate life goal was to take lsds and adopt stray animals but now i do

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Right on. Help control the pet population and have your goat spayed or neutered.

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yes, drill sergeant !

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autocorreckt

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He said HTML.

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I shouted HTML in header font and bolded.

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autocorreckt

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Leroy Jenkins! Leroy Jenkins! Cha cha cha! Cha cha cha! (do the cha cha)

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I'm sure this is from something other than the WoW video, but I'm not going to look it up as I am a lazy emo.

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